the only reason i’m scared for high school is losing all of my old friends
cuz im going to a different school then all of them and we might lose touch because we’re inevitably going to find other friends and we won’t see each other as much in person
sorry about the rant but it’s just been picking my mind

‘the flat earth society has members all over the globe’
‘globe’

i won’t lie
this is effectively my last day in this school
i really did enjoy these three years here
it went faster then i thought it would
jeez

getting an iphone 15 for my 8th grade graduation
yipee
the only downside is that i’ll have to be diligent about remembering the charger (15 doesn’t use lightning)
i’m not tryna brag btw just excited

MY DAD JUST SAID SKIBIDI TOILET IM CRYING
WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF TIKTOK

is there like a set amount of eggs adopted before a legendary/ditto pops up
or is it just completely by chance

eating peanut butter straight out of the jar — could never be me 👀

middle school girls are so dependent on social media it’s funny
i was on a class trip and this girl in the seat next to me on the bus opened snapchat, refreshed 3 times to see if any replied in the last 2 seconds, turned the phone off, 15 seconds later, turned the phone back on, rinse/repeat

Minecraft WHAT?

jump in the pool
turn the water brown
this is the sound of a bag *rustle rustle*
—Yuno Miles

yawn i’m tired yawn yawn 🥱

the current end of mha (manga) is so damn anti climactic
how could he end it like that bro 😭
i swear this closure better be good or imma cry 🤞

marriage
pros: feel loved
cons: have to share the grommet mug with wife

uh
uh oh
toyotarou’s missed 2 months of dbs, yes he was mourning for a bit but he could at least put out a notice for if or when he’s returning

guys i’m so funny look at my homophobia wall of shame

urm why won’t my image load

i’ve never- i can’t-
words can’t describe how funny this is

probably the most unhealthy take i’ve shared on here
i can literally chug like 3 bottles of water without having the urge to go to the bathroom
before i NEED to go is another 3 bottles (6)

and… i’m done with chainsaw man
tatsuki fujimoto bro what are you doing 😭
iykyk i can’t go into any detail

spotify free users when their constant flow of ads is occasionally interrupted by a song from their playlist