6 days until commercialism month.

when someone you apparently talked with 3 years ago blocks a friend of yours so you look at their profile thinking they're an alt of someone else, only to realise you DID talk to them 3 years ago and they have YOU blocked as well.
this is lyney's ex-bestie all over again XD.

#twentyfouracrOss
ya boi will be back for more comedy, and I assure you I WILL avoid controversy.
By stuffing it in a magikarp.

I am feeling such serene bliss rn, who knew politics could make me smile for once.

anime with classical music: *is playing*
person watching with me: how do you like the plot
me entranced with the music: plot?

I'm forced to watch temple of doom.
every time willy screams I say "whiner!" like gaz from invader zim, its fun.

riodise's hair is bird food.
no context shall be given.

nobody:
the weird side of my brain: lyney's a lesbian
the logical side of my brain: wat

fellas, is it bi to destroy chicago with the bestie?

No wonder I feel like a misanthrope, the fictional shipgirls in azur lane are less stupid and toxic than most people I see or hear about.

#knowme
User: WK
Favorite color: emerald green
Favorite song: the days of future passed album in its entirety
Favorite pokemon: ....is it not obvious?
Favorite food: *nomming noises* hm?
PokeHeroes Best friend: playing favorites is part of the code of conduct, therefore not saying as if the next answer wouldn't give it away
PokeHeroes goal: help MelonNoodle complete her dex, thats it, this site's a pain.

nobody:
random user in an lgbtAAAAAAAAAAAAAA space forum: how to get shiny
me: be gay

hey duck, mind releasing all the orbs soon?
that would be....actually nice.

#Dorkfishtips
when someone asks if you want to hide a body, say yes and show up dressed like you're on a date.

me: *looks and sees someone finally got perma-locked*
my inner thoughts: hehe rubber duck goes boop on the uss missouri

neighbors been awful peaceful lately.
good.

sovetsky soyuz: *exists*
me: we must plan to conquer korea

Vandals: lel lets try to dent this door and take a leak on it, whats the worse that can happen?
Me standing right behind them:

"how to come out of the closet"
Google: "say you're gay/bi/trans/ace with confidence"
Bing:

this feels wrong, where the saws?